Curly Straws & Metaphors

banshee-neet:

dostoyevsky-official:

in this country no one is above the law

(via only1600kids)

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Apr 22, 2020

imlizy:

princesstigerbelle:

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

(via itsagifnotagif)

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Dec 16, 2019

xslytherin:

Robert Pattinson’s commentary in Twilight is hilarious

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Dec 06, 2019

allofthemwitches-deactivated202:

i really hate this

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Dec 02, 2019

ecoman12-deactivated20210603:

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Dec 02, 2019

youlovetoseeit:

best tweet by trump

(via itsagifnotagif)

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Nov 28, 2019

2aminmyworld:

fakehistory:

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

(via itsagifnotagif)

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Nov 14, 2019

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Nov 10, 2019

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Nov 01, 2019

bob-belcher:

There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN DIR. BILL MELENDEZ

(via burgertv)

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Oct 31, 2019

lady-laracroft:

On Halloween morning they woke to the delicious smell of baking pumpkin wafting through the corridors. 

                                         🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

(via obiwenkanobi)

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Oct 31, 2019

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Oct 30, 2019

charmander-propaganda:

(via faux-filled)

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Oct 27, 2019

rodrickheffeley:

bruh moment

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Oct 19, 2019

rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

comedians: it’s so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

if this is not funny, then why am i on the floor?! anyway i can’t wait for the batman (2021) press tour.

(via itsagifnotagif)

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Oct 19, 2019